You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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