dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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