Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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