I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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