yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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