Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
