Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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