they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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