Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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