Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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