He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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