I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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