I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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