She tied me up with her honor cords...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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