Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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