Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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