I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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Maybe later you can perform "the stranger", just to keep appearances up.
The waiters know
You fuckin fat loser. Too funny.
Forever Alone
Awesome cause when life gives you no lemons, bullshit your way out of it till no one doubts you got the lemons
i love this.
Sounds like something I would do
Brilliant! I can't believe I never thought of that!
Aw, I'll be your friend. This is sad.
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