Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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