Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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