marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
