you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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