I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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