i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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