brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
