The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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