He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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