Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
As shirtless as possible
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
