The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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