i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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