We're like a lot better than the average bears
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
