To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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