Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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