I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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