i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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