Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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