Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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