i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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