Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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