i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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