Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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