The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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