dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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