New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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