Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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