At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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