Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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