Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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