Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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