rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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