ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It's no shave November. This is our time.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Will exercising make me less horny?
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