What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
