He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Randomize
